[plaguedocboi]

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

[plaguedocboi]

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

[plaguedocboi]

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

[plaguedocboi]

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

[plaguedocboi]

Update 2 here is Thee Lobster

[anexperimentallife]

[suriel]

this reply in the comments tho

[katy-l-wood]

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

[catchymemes]

[nether-froze-over]

[jennenen]

@elodieunderglass

[everythingfox]

(via)

[yesbothways]

it’s incredible to me that you can see how much they are definitely going to bark in a still image

[shittydinosaurdrawings]

stay hydrate.

[dykerory]

sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.

[unimatrix-420]

[un1v3rsalsoul]

Is anyone else like…halfway pro life because people need to be responsible and abortions shouldn’t be allowed just cause…half way ‘abortions should be allowed for extreme cases (high probability of death, certain illnesses, cases of rape)’. nothing is black or white imo. the way people are so extreme about one side or the other is weird to me tbh.

[fandomsandfeminism]

So, if you actually listen to the people who have had abortions, you’ll find that *none* of them did it “just cause.” Everyone has their reasons. Everyone makes that choice *because* of something.

And those of us who support unfettered access to abortion recognize that it isn’t *our business*, or our governors business, or the presidents business, or our senators business, what those reasons are. Those of us who can become pregnant should be given the respect snd dignity to make those choices without having to get permission from Ted Cruz first.

Now, if you want to reduce the number of abortions, there are lots of ways to do that *without* restricting people’s ability to access abortions. Universal Healthcare, subsidized prenatal and child care, expanded protections to victims of domestic and sexual abuse, guaranteed paid parental leave- these things can reduce abortion rates, and they don’t fundamentally dehumanize and denegrate those of us who can become pregnant.

[pictures-of-dogs]

gumpy

[memewhore]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(Soundwave voice) LAKE SUPERIOR

REPUBLICANS INFERIOR